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Comment by Chrissy on April 17, 2009 at 5:24pm: OIC

Comment by Chrissy on April 17, 2009 at 5:25pm: You: hi
Stranger: ur gay
You: you're more gay than i am
Stranger: so u are gay
Stranger: just less than me?
You: in fact i saw you taking it up the ass from your mom
Stranger: haha fag
You: that was kinda hot
Stranger: yea
You: i taped it
Stranger: we do that every friday
Stranger: rly?
You: ya rly
Stranger: link me plz i wanna watch
You: www.uragaydouche.com

Comment by Colonel Matthews on April 17, 2009 at 7:49pm: Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: what's your favorite color?
You: pancakes
Stranger: haa
You: whats yours
Stranger: bananas
You: are you retarded thats not a color!
You have disconnected.

Comment by Chrissy on April 17, 2009 at 8:44pm: nice one matt

Comment by Colonel Matthews on April 18, 2009 at 12:57pm: Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yo dawg
Stranger: hi
Stranger: i heard u like dawgs
You: we heard you like omegle
You: so we put anon in your omegle so you can anon while you anon and /b/ while you /b/
Stranger: yep
Stranger: the game
You: we lost it
You: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUU
Stranger: lol
You have disconnected.

Comment by Chrissy on April 18, 2009 at 4:17pm: you're jsut full of the internet

Comment by Colonel Matthews on April 22, 2009 at 7:19pm: Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Were you followed?
You: Did anyone see you?
Stranger: I think we're safe.
You: Good.
You: This information is vital
Stranger: I lost them on the corner of 4th and Main.
You: Exceptional work Johnson.
Stranger: Thank you, Halls.
Stranger: You said it was urgent.
You: It is
You: our next mission is of that of great importance
You: it is impervious we do not mess this up
Stranger: Impervious, eh?
You: Impervious.
Stranger: I can be impervious.
Stranger: With my... umbrella.
You: ...go on.
Stranger: And rain boots.
Stranger: And slicker.
You: Sounds like a sticky situation
You: Can you handle it?
Stranger: It wouldn't be sticky if I couldn't.
You: Ok then.
You: We will meet on the corner of Memphis and 53rd, around dusk.
You: Do not fail me Johnson
You: You are our last hope.
You have disconnected.

Comment by Colonel Matthews on April 29, 2009 at 10:42pm: Stranger: hello
You: charzard i choose u
Stranger: it's charizard
You: use flamethrower
Stranger: i hate you
You: dodge it
You: stranger's i hate u attack missed
You: quick use hydro pump
Stranger: itisagooddaytodie
Stranger: i have invulnerability
Stranger: motherfucker
You: use invulnerabilty blower upper
You: now use quick attack
Stranger: you fail to amuse me
You: use growl
You: ur defense lowers
You: now finish it off with blast burn
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Comment by Randall on April 29, 2009 at 11:55pm: Omegle conversation log2009-04-29
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Ureaka
You: hi
You: don't you dare a/s/l me
Stranger: im gonan do it
You: I don't play that
Stranger: im GONNA DO IT
Stranger: lawl
You: I'll totally lie to you then
Stranger: so wuts up
You: nothing, swine flu deaths
Stranger: that sucks
Stranger: yeah
You: yeah, gotta get me a surgical mask
Stranger: im guessin ur in mexico or US then
You: US and you?
Stranger: FLorida
Stranger: so far were alright
You: wOOt wOOt
You: yeah, I'm in Philly
You: and PA only has 1 person so far
Stranger: im not too worried about swine flu
You: but New Jersey and Delaware both have 17 combined
You: me neither
You: I kinda want to get it so I can become immune
You: get it over with
You: I have plenty O Tamaflu
Stranger: thats good
You: today is Obama's 100th day I think
Stranger: it shouldnt be much more deadly than the regular flu
Stranger: pshhh i was for obama
You: I wish it created zombies
Stranger: hes not doin a very good job
Stranger: omg zombies are awesome
You: I so want a zombie Hollicaust
Stranger: me and friends have a whole plan set up in case zombies attack whilele were at school
You: make sure to shoot em in the head
Stranger: mos deff
Stranger: im rdy as ill every be for a zombie apocalypse
You: so whats your plan?
Stranger: alright
Stranger: so
You: do you have food rations?
Stranger: we move around the school instead of thorugh itr to get to the baseball field
You: ok
Stranger: we plan on stealing some baseball bats
You: good
Stranger: then smashing vending machines and loding up on rations
You: sweet idea
Stranger: stealing the securirty gueards weapons
Stranger: and theres this thin g at the top of thje bleachers
Stranger: oits like abox where they announce stuff from the foorball games
You: yeah?
Stranger: we hide out in there and call for help
You: oh yeah, I know them
Stranger: the zombies shouldnt be able to climb teh bleachers
Stranger: and my school is full of rednecks
You: smart
You: lol
You: of course your in FL
Stranger: so we couls also jack a pickup truck or a john deere and drive out
Stranger: psh yeah
Stranger: i hate rednecks
You: the bleachers is a great idea
Stranger: we could prob send a help message or SOS from there
You: yeah, it would work for a few days
Stranger: wed have to live off of doritos and honey buns lawl
You: but after a week you guys would be stinking and need ashower
Stranger: the locker room may be safe
Stranger: and we can shower there
Stranger: but gettin here may be tough
You: yeah, you could
You: well, I gotta go
Stranger: but possible
You: thank for not being a douche
Stranger: theres a back entrance into the locker rooms
Stranger: yesh we could deff get in there easily from the back
You have disconnected.

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